But you know- it's a good naughty, even if I feel a smidget of guilt.
I have a person from my past who hurt my feelings long ago. Words were shared about how fat I was... in a nut shell. Time moved on and I came across this person recently.
He-she-it is fat. He-she-it is very fat. He-she-it is fatter than me.
And I danced a 10 minute jog when I found out.
My husband, who loves me, and wants me to be nice, just rolled his eyes and walked away. But I know (and he confessed when I was done dancing) he was a little tickled for me.
MY MOJO IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*and I promise to be nice, and to never share this event again. Except to myself, except in my diary, except to my mirror when I giggle uncontrollably.
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4 comments:
LOL you are hilarious.
I know how you feel!! Wanting to give it back to the people who have hurt our feelings before. TOTALLY understandable. I have quite a few of those he-she-its back in high school too ;)
Much more recent than that- I was old, and had a baby. BUT- I have HS peep's like that too. ;)
Hmmmm...reminds me of that saying "What goes around comes around." It's funny how Karma works. :)
Oh girl, your too funny. I've had moments like that also. Take that naysayers of the world!
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